do you trust her

iwastoolazytocomeupwithaurl:

infernalorchestrina:

smugsbunny2:

ceasepool:

Yeah.

Yes

she was an agent, a traitor!

(via spongebobssquarepants)

blad-the-inhaler:

ladystud:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mrswinterbarnes:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

iplemons:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

You a mom now

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

UPDATE

SHES BACK

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

Call this one Susan

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

no1fan15:

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

(via alohammora)

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

(via foulodor)

foulodor:

Thomas: People say Henry and I look alike, but i don’t see it.

Henry: Oh, come on. Roll with the joke, Thomas.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

memereposts:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

(via th13f-of-sp4c3)

ectotheology:

we make fun of m/f ships but sollux and aradia were legends…. just decided they were done with living peoples shit. fucked off into the void to hang out with ghosts for eternity. dont we all wish we could do that

(via moonlovinggal)

billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

(via th13f-of-sp4c3)

inkbomber:

andhumanslovedstories:

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

bold of you to assume i know how to kiss a human mouth

(via th13f-of-sp4c3)

bossyasfvck:

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

(via moonlovinggal)

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

(via natural-born-bitch)